Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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