Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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