Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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