I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
