She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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