I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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