Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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