this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
