Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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