Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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