I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The convent might be a nice break from real life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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