I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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