ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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