Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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