Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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