Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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