I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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