i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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