Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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