is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Vodka?
Forever.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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