Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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