so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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