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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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