we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
