Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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