I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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