I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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