My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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