haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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