is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize