you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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