i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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