I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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