I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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