I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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