Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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