Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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