i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
third nipple confirmed
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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