We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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