Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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