nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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