Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Randomize
