This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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