ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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