I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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