i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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