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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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