I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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