as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
is wine microwaveable?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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