that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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