Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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