That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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