Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
