I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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