chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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